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Description: Crashing through the walls of your reality

Description: The complete author

Description: I’m the punk rock author

Description: Everyone’s favorite online presence

Description: It’d be zer0 cool of you if you didn’t get this

Description: Bring on autumn!

Description: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the boat

Description: Phil’s number one rule

Description: There’s authors. Then there’s me.

Description: I’m everywhere!

Description: The Baja Kind!

Description: It’s a magical place!

Description: Scary clown! Rising prices! It’s all… terrifying.

Description: Jurassic din-din one last time

Description: Sometimes your head just becomes a cake.

Description: A zaddy that is an author.

Description: This author’s books will take you on an epic ride!

Description: Max homage to the headroom of the 80’s!

Description: The 3-headed mythological canine beast as featured in the epic fantasy saga Gates of Divinity in an homage to the Roddy Piper panther shirt

Description: Homage to the Roddy Piper panther shirt with our favorite scary clown

Description: Just like the classic metal tee, an epic author like me gives you books in every which way.

Description: Just when you thought it was safe to read other books… READ MINE! RAWR!

Description: Homage to Skate or Die. Read My Books and Live!

Description: Homage to Madonna world tour 1987

Description: My books will blow you away!

Description: Moo!

Description: Watch for the Cacademon!

Description: The master manipulator in the Gates of Divinity saga, Loki, has his own agenda despite Lucifer achieve his goals.

Description: Toot!

Description: Groove to Deke Shaw’s unique music written by him and no one else. Live at the Lighthouse!

Description: That damn voice is the most annoying when you’re on the losing end.

Description: A classic painting reimagined

Description: Hits like a bolt of thunder

Description: It’s your ever-loving, blue-eyed imitation alien!

Description: Legends of stage and legends of literature unite.

Description: It’s a unique hug