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Tapestries

Never forget 9/12/94 Tapestry

Description: Undertaker wrestled Kwang in the main event of Monday Night Raw on this day.

Tags: funny, funnytee, pro wrestling, spoof parody, wrestle
Don’t make me scramble ya! Tapestry

Description: I’ll crack your egg!

Tags: eggs, funny, funny gift, funny quote, humor
Let’s rip it dude! Tapestry

Description: Live like a shark

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny shark, funnytee, shark lover
Not today, jeebus Tapestry

Description: I do what I want.

Tags: demon, devil, evil, funny, funny gift
Forever Haunted Tapestry

Description: Haunted by your past or present? That feeling seems to never leave.

Tags: depression, mental health, relatable, sadness, spooky
OnlyGods: Gates of Divinity Tapestry

Description: No human element. No cliches. Only the gods battling it out in the epic war spanning the cosmos.

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bookworm
War of the Gods Tapestry

Description: Gates of Divinity brings the raw war of the celestial variety in this generational epic fantasy book saga.

Tags: author, book, book lover, book nerd, books
I’ve got stew, babe Tapestry

Description: Sonny & Cher that serve you beef stew. It might be an alien concept that could be resident to you.

Tags: funny, humor, resident alien, sonny and cher, spoof parody
Wrestling is Real Tapestry

Description: People are Fake

Tags: aew, pro wrestling, wrestle, wrestler, wwe
Light Some Farts Tapestry

Description: Bored? Grab a Bic and bend over.

Tags: fart, farts, farts are funny, funny, funny gift
Creature stole my Twinkie Tapestry

Description: Call the squad!

Tags: 80s, creature, gillman, monster, monster squad
Or Else! Tapestry

Description: Some call it aggressive sales. Some call it hardcore persuasion. I call a recommendation that you buy the generational epic fantasy saga.

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bookworm
The Author-Nator Tapestry

Description: I’ve come back from the future to save you from boring, mundane fantasy book sagas with something so epic.

Tags: author, book, book swag, books, future
Figure Wisdom Tapestry

Description: Your Toy Story should mean something to you.

Tags: action figure, figure collector, funny, toy, toys
I don’t belong here Tapestry

Description: Sometimes you just don’t feel like you’re from this planet.

Tags: aliens, anti social, antisocial, funny, humor
Surf LV-426 Tapestry

Description: Ride those xeno waves.

Tags: alien, funny, funnytee, hadleys hope, humor
It’s going to be okay Tapestry

Description: Even if you’re dangling off a cliff

Tags: funny, funny quote, funnytee, humor, inspiration
Very Demure, Very Mindful Tapestry

Description: You know, right?

Tags: funny quote, funnytee, humor, meme, mindful
It’s all fading away Tapestry

Description: Do you ever feel like you’re fading away from this world?

Tags: bombshell, creepy, ghost, retro, scary
Waffle House Amateur Wrestling Tapestry

Description: IYKYK

Tags: funny, funny quote, funnytee, luchadore, pro wrestling
Make A Name For Myself Tapestry

Description: Whether you were born in the void or a dream for someone for years, now’s your time to make a name for yourself.

Tags: deadpool, gambit, homage, remy lebeau, spoof parody
Hungry for Fantasy Books Tapestry

Description: Welcome to the jungle of Gates of Divinity.

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bookworm
Gates of Divinity is closer than it appears Tapestry

Description: Your new favorite epic fantasy is right behind you

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bookworm
Gates of Divinity: Read the Story Tapestry

Description: Dream or nightmare, this story is a thrill ride on some unpredictable Rhodes.

Tags: author, author swag, book, book lover, books
Summer Lovin’ on LV-426 Tapestry

Description: A summer fling isn’t an alien thing to everyone. Just watch out for face hugs.

Tags: aliens, funnytee, humor, lv 426, postcard
I’ll tread where I want Tapestry

Description: I’m a sssssnake

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan
Gates of Divinity gets the Scorsese Seal of Approval Tapestry

Description: It’s like reading a movie series.

Tags: author, book, book lover, book nerd, books
Gates of Divinity: Books of Fury Tapestry

Description: Enter this epic fantasy saga like Bruce Lee did with Enter the Dragon. Or something like that.

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bruce lee
Gates of Divinity “Nirvana” Tapestry

Description: Shocking readers since page one

Tags: author, book, book lover, book nerd, books
Gates of Divinity, Chico Tapestry

Description: Reading this saga will give you the world and everything in it. Probably.

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bookworm
Medusa’s Summer Break Postcard Tapestry

Description: In the Gates of Divinity saga, Medusa is in Hell. Why? Read and find out but she knows how to relax during summer break.

Tags: author, book, book lover, books, bookworm
I drank the drug blood Tapestry

Description: Now I’m a wizard

Tags: funnytee, homage, horror, nandor, spoof parody
Pretty much dead already Tapestry

Description: Might as well live it up!

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan
Epic Authors Tapestry

Description: Rep your new favorite authors in the epic fantasy realm of Gates of Divinity!

Tags: author, book, books, bookworm, epic
M.F.A. Tapestry

Description: If you know, you know.

Tags: author, bloodline, book, book lover, books
The Reading Dead Tapestry

Description: We don’t want half your stuff. Just want you to read ALL of Gates of Divinity.

Tags: author, book, book lover, bookworm, homage

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